At least it's topical, right? At least it's fucking topical

Author: I_am_the_Sunday_Time

Date: October 24, 2001

So two weeks after Dad caught Mom reading a book and turned her in to the Taliban to be shot, he told us he was going to the US
to learn how to fly an American jet into the side of the World Trade Center
I mean, what the fuck? Parents these days have no sense of responsibility to their kids
What kind of a father puts his faith before his family?
We begged him and begged him, over and over again
"Send us a Barbie before you top yourself, Beardie" but nooooo