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So you had a late night and you get out of bed at 4.30pm, all the shops are closed and it's already getting dark. What are you going to do with the rest of the day? Nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing.

That's who I am.

Very, very drunk

by I_am_the_Sunday_Time
10-24-01


	You were out all night drinking with the Metafilter crew? Jesus! How do you feel?


	Ha! I'm totally pixilated!


	Uh...


	Wouldn't that be funnier if anyone understood that 'pixilated' actually means 'drunk'?


	Stop trying to score points by making blog references and pass me the fucking gin, Tiki-boy

At least it's topical, right? At least it's fucking topical

by I_am_the_Sunday_Time
10-24-01


	So two weeks after Dad caught Mom reading a book and turned her in to the Taliban to be shot, he told us he was going to the US


	to learn how to fly an American jet into the side of the World Trade Center


	I mean, what the fuck? Parents these days have no sense of responsibility to their kids


	What kind of a father puts his faith before his family?


	We begged him and begged him, over and over again


	"Send us a Barbie before you top yourself, Beardie" but nooooo

Such people have a corpse in their mouths

by I_am_the_Sunday_Time
10-24-01


	Hey, isn't that Brad Pitt from Fight Club over there?


	What? Brad! Where?


	No, I'm wrong, it's just some two-dimensional line-art on a computer screen


	Why Pete, isn't that Jean Baudrillard and the entire post-modernist movement I see lodged half-way up your ass?

Homage to Catatonia

by I_am_the_Sunday_Time
10-24-01


	merv griffen


	Merv Griffen!


	MERV Griffen!


	Merv GRIFFEN!!


	MERV GRIFFEN!!


	MERV!!! GRIFFEN!!!

Rabbit vs robot

by I_am_the_Sunday_Time
10-25-01


	I am a rabbit. I am small and futile and vegetarian, defenceless and good only for putting in stews. Not very nice stews.


	I am a robot. I am mankind's eternal enemy and will destroy you all like in T2. Also I can build cars better than you can.


	I live in a hole. Small children crave my fluffiness and want to stroke my white tail. I am proof there is such a thing as having too much sex. Australians hate me.


	I am implacable and unstoppable, I come with a one-year guarantee and my voice sounds great when sampled on techno records. One day I will do your ironing too.


	Hugh Hefner named some foxy chicks after me.


	You win.

Life in Stripcreatorville #1

by I_am_the_Sunday_Time
10-25-01


	I saw Brad Pitt last night


	Sp what? Big deal. I see Brad Pitt several times every night


	You do?


	He's the only celebrity in the whole Stripcreator character set, you twonk


	That would explain why his entourage was five squirrels


	Hey, why are half the strips about sex when most us us don't exist below the ribs?

Skeet.exe

by I_am_the_Sunday_Time
10-28-01


	Hey, over to the right! Windows logo!


	I see it.


	About time. What's with 'zap'? Usually it's 'splat' or 'boom'.


	My shotgun's running XP.

Shoulda stayed home and destroyed the Earth instead

by I_am_the_Sunday_Time
10-28-01


	Dammit, Cthulhu, you're late for work


	I overslept


	(rimshot)

When the forces of ultimate evil meet

by I_am_the_Sunday_Time
10-28-01


	So I haven't seen you since Nylarthotep's kid's bar-mitzvah. How's he doing?


	Pretty good. His eldest got into Harvard to study law so they're pretty happy. And how's things with you?


	Busy, busy. You know how it goes. My boss is a jerk, he doesn't care, I haven't had a holiday in I don't know how many years...


	Well, you know what they say -- "No rest for the wicked"

What, you thought they'd be stroking white cats and going "MWAH-HAH-HAH" in English accents?


	Boy, you said a tentacleful.


	Look, I've got to fly but we should get together for a beer and destroying a small Middle-Eastern country sometime.

Primal primate problem (probably)

by I_am_the_Sunday_Time
10-28-01


	You know the reason so many strips here suck? No monkeys. There's not a single monkey in the character set. That's just wrong.


	How can you explore the full range of the strip-cartoon format with no monkeys? Monkeys are the very nucleus of the comic vocabulary.


	We have Brad Pitt


	Well... maybe if he didn't shave for a week...

Just the desserts

by I_am_the_Sunday_Time
10-28-01


	Hello. I am the late Robert Maxwell, but here in hell I appear to be a fat, ugly clown


	So no change there


	Fuck off

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