I am a rabbit. I am small and futile and vegetarian, defenceless and good only for putting in stews. Not very nice stews.
I am a robot. I am mankind's eternal enemy and will destroy you all like in T2. Also I can build cars better than you can.
I live in a hole. Small children crave my fluffiness and want to stroke my white tail. I am proof there is such a thing as having too much sex. Australians hate me.
I am implacable and unstoppable, I come with a one-year guarantee and my voice sounds great when sampled on techno records. One day I will do your ironing too.
