Roboto Love by Iain_Simpson1-21-03 Robots have party. Red robot sees aristoBOT... Wow. Lewk at the nuts on that hottie. hmm.. What a disturbed droid. RR asks aristobot to dance. Erm. Wanna dance with me? Why yes, let's "Jive" Red Robot is rejected but sticky saves the day. Why did he leave me. WHY?! Do not caray leetle robot. I have a nail in my hand and I do not caray.
Of Cigarettes and Hell by Iain_Simpson1-21-03 Heed Mr. Cigarette Hi children. Just popped in to let you know smoking is the most cruel thing ever. How would you feel if I troched your feet!!!! Repent cigarette and I will send your soul to heaven. Nasty Priest Don't get me started on that Mr. I'm so amazingly good. Somebody get a fire extinguisher. ARRRGHHH!!! I condemn you to hell, where you will burn with Ghandi and all other non-christians!!Haha Later In Hell. My god, I don't deserve this. WHYYYY!!!! I will eat your heart.
Horny Squirrel by Iain_Simpson1-21-03 Horny Squirrel gets horny Interesting fact. Did you know Squirrels can ejaculate in two seconds? What's that? Eeeeeuw! ARRR! Pirate gets angry. He he, gotcha! Ya wee mongrel. I'll cut your ARRRR!! off! ARRR! Pirate gets very angry. Good luck catching me feckface! YYAAAAARRRRR!!!!
Horny Squirrell returns by Iain_Simpson1-21-03 Horny squirell is at it again. How's it hanging? Interesting fact. Did you know a squirrell can ejaculate in 2 seconds. Tsk-Tsk EEeeeeuww!!!!! tee-hee-hee.Gotcha! Interesting fact...2 seconds. eeeuww!
I'm gonna get nailed by Iain_Simpson1-23-03 Sticky and Kevin meet. Hey man, what you doin' for your holidays? I think I'll go to Majorca to get nailed! Sticky gets a letter Dear Sticky, I'm really enjoying my holiday. I'm getting nailed every night. From Kevin. Kevin got nailed, a lot! Hey man, that's looks painful. Painful but worth it.
Ungo and 9 eyes. by Iain_Simpson1-23-03 Hi, I'm an alien! Well I'm an African chief. If I was to move to America I'd be an alien. But you've only got two eyes. Yes but I look scarier than you. Ungo disappears. GRRR!! I am scarier! Haha, I showed him.