Of Cigarettes and Hell

Author: Iain_Simpson

Date: January 21, 2003

by Iain_Simpson
1-21-03
Heed Mr. Cigarette
Hi children. Just popped in to let you know smoking is the most cruel thing ever. How would you feel if I troched your feet!!!!
Repent cigarette and I will send your soul to heaven.
Nasty Priest
Don't get me started on that Mr. I'm so amazingly good. Somebody get a fire extinguisher. ARRRGHHH!!!
I condemn you to hell, where you will burn with Ghandi and all other non-christians!!Haha
Later In Hell.
My god, I don't deserve this. WHYYYY!!!!
I will eat your heart.