another MyWireless

Author: Ian_Fraser

Date: May 26, 2004

by Ian_Fraser
5-26-04
Orientation Day at Sentech's My Wireless Call Center Support Headquarters
"I'd like to welcome you all here, and - has everyone signed the confidentiality agreement? Good. Now, you people are the first line of defense between Sentech and responsibility-
Huh?
And for those of you who were wondering. Yes - it's true, we here serve The Dark One, Satan, Beezlebub. Call him what you like, just don't ever let on to customers. Someone help that lady who fainted-
Hi.
I'd like to thank Satan for stopping by - now, let's get back to inspiring feelings of total depression and despair in customers trapped in a 24 month contract-