Always use your brothers "sample"

Author: Ilse

Date: December 12, 2001

by Ilse
12-12-01
Hey Mr. Jackass, weren't you supposed to be expecting a letter?
Ummm, I'm not totally sure, Ms. Whore. But yes, I am supposed to be expecting a letter.
And so Ms. Whore found the letter, and handed it to Mr. Jackass
Heres your letter!
Hmmm... Its a letter from my doctor, it says "Dear Mr. Jackass, we received your sample and came to the conclusion that you will need to use viagra from now on"
Oh no! That is truly just horrible!
Not to worry! That was my brothers "sample". I had just taken a sh** load of ecstacy and I didn't wanna get caught!