Adventures of the Evil two headed donkey #1

Author: ImEric12

Date: October 13, 2002

by ImEric12
10-13-02
Our evil two headed donkey.
AHHHHHH! YOU EVIL TWO HEADED DONKEY! THE HEAT! THE PAIN!
Hi, I'm the evil two headed donkey. I have a big black stupid pole going through the middle of me.
Those poor, poor people.
We like to light things on fire. It is great fun.
We like to destroy things, like airplanes!
Oh, god! The plane is going down! What will happen next in this exciting saga of that mean old donkey? Tune in next time to find out!
We can zap things too, which usually leads to fire.
OOOH! OUCH! I CANT FEEL MY ARMS! OR LEGS! AHHH!