All comics by ImEric12

 

Generic Title by ImEric12 10-12-02
Uh.. Ahh! Im invisible! Wow, me too.. I can read minds? AH!	Sure.. Um. Im gonna go now. Yep.	Bye. Bye.

 

Computer Troubles by ImEric12 10-12-02
Poor Mr. Noob has encountered computer trouble. Hmm, now why isnt that stupid thing printing? This program has performed an Illegal Operation, and must shut down.	He misunderstands the error given to him. Oh god.. I did something illegal! I'd better hide! And destroy the evidence! The police are gonna find me!

 

Illegal Immigration! by ImEric12 10-13-02
Small Asian Girl Gets in trouble for illegal immigration! Alright little girl, I'm gonna have to place you under arrest for illegal imigration. Thats what you think you overweight donut eating peice of crap!	And for whichcraft! Oh My God! You changed me into a dog on a ball, wearing underpants! I'm going to have to arrest you for which craft, and myself for public indecency! Thats right, I put you through the couch!	That poor poor doggie. Yeah you did. There, now I look exactly like you did, no one will know you were missing! Hah! Hah hah! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Adventures of the Evil two headed donkey #1 by ImEric12 10-13-02
Our evil two headed donkey. AHHHHHH! YOU EVIL TWO HEADED DONKEY! THE HEAT! THE PAIN! Hi, I'm the evil two headed donkey. I have a big black stupid pole going through the middle of me.	Those poor, poor people. We like to light things on fire. It is great fun. We like to destroy things, like airplanes!	Oh, god! The plane is going down! What will happen next in this exciting saga of that mean old donkey? Tune in next time to find out! We can zap things too, which usually leads to fire. OOOH! OUCH! I CANT FEEL MY ARMS! OR LEGS! AHHH!

 

The Internet Predator, Part 1 by ImEric12 10-13-02
So, we meed our main character, single dorky nerd man, pretending to be a teenage girl! So, hun, how ya doin?? LOLMRFA Grate!111 LGMogf! I made a hologram of taht pictrue u sent me, and nw I can kisss u cuz ur hott!1!111 LMOFOf! I will go look t it nwo!!1!11	Poor, Poor Maxey never had a clue that his g/f was really a 42 year old sweaty, hairy man! Holy crap, man! She's hot! :-* :-* :-* LMAFORFSIRS!1!11	So, we meed our main character, single dorky nerd man, pretending to be a teenage girl! lrLROFM!!1 I GT A Makvr sinc taht pix, so now Im evn htter!!!! LOLLOLDRD Hotter?!?!!!?1?1?!111//1?!/1/ GOgmgmOGM! I CNT WT 2 GT MY HNDS ON U!!!1 LDFOFLNES!!1! I trn 22 tmrw!111 I wll cme se u!11!1 LOLRmOR!

 

Adventures of the Evil Two Headed Donkey #2 by ImEric12 10-15-02
That ol' donkey is up to no good again! Credit card processed. Charges: $438,923,294,234.42 Did I mention we can haxx0rz? We enjoy robbing people of house and home, by using their credit card to buy stuff on the internet! We make sure to stay in remote places, so we're not caught.	What a mean, mean donkey! Yes, we are mean, arent we? We like hitting people, thats the good ol' fun! Nothin matches it! Oh, about that plane thing. Yeah, we werent really in any danger, we just used our ultra evil teleportation to get out of the plane, and up into space to haxx0rz.	He's meaner than we thought! Tune in next time for more Evil Two He Yep, we killed both. Heh. OH MY GOD! MY BODY! IT'S GONE! AHHHGHGHGH!

 

The Internet Predator, Part 2 by ImEric12 10-16-02
Poor, Poor Maxey... Yay! I'm finally going to meet my dream girl! That will be much better than this hologram!	They are meeting tommorow? Uh Oh! Ya, hun, 2moros fin!!1 I wll cum pik u up1!11 LOLMGORD I CNT WT!11!!11one	Ah! What will happen to poor Maxey? He has no idea he's about to be raped and possibly killed! And then raped again! She should be here any minute! Yay!!!

 

Ronald McDonald by ImEric12 10-16-02
Everyone's ol' friend, Ronald McDonald. Ah! When I killed that chicken, I was turned into more of a freak then I already was! Buh-CACK!	What an evil peice o' crap! I better use my magic powers, so no one will recognize me!	Uh.. This comic was requested by Kailee Bogus, and is really stupid.

 

Mr. Man meets the Assault Kangaroo! by ImEric12 10-16-02
That Poor, Poor Mr. Man! Bah! Why? Why?! First, they hang me by my neck. I finally die, and now I get the frigging assault kangaroo.	Imagine that that kangaroo is talking like Mojo Jojo does. Prepare to eat assault kangaroo bullets, for I am about to shoot you, for I am Assaaaaaaault KANGAROO! Oh screw this!	That mean old assault kangaroo. Did I mention I can read minds also? That is because I am the all powerfull Asaaaaaaaault KANGAROO!

 

Dont touch the fire it is hot by ImEric12 10-16-02
Dont touch the fire it is hot so dont touch the fire Mr. Man! ...	I told you not to touch the fire so you shouldnt have touched the fire Mr. Man. Crap, now this won't do...	And the moral of the story is: Dont touch the fire. Especially when you happen to be covered with gas.

 

Mr. Man vs. Gabe by ImEric12 10-19-02
Eww.. That must really hurt.. AUGH! BAH! YOU NAILED ME IN THE NUTS!	Alright, Im gonna kill you	Must not be one of Gabes good days.

 

The Internet Predator, Part 3 by ImEric12 10-19-02
Oh, no! Maxey! Watch out! Hello, mister, have you seen a hot girl in a car anywhere?	That mean, mean man! Maybe I have.. maybe not.. Just a minute.. Alrighty..	Uh, Oh! Tune in next time to see what will happen with poor Maxey! Hi, hun! Your here! You sound sort of manly, but your here! Lets ride in your car! AYy1y LFMSFOS

 

Jared is a n00b. by ImEric12 10-23-02
Jared is an idiot. And a n00b. He sucks. And Blows. At the same time! hy jeff get ur n00b ass ovr hre so i can kick it1!1 And for our English speaking people...	See what I mean? Just in case you havent figured it out, the wierd guy is Jared, Jeff is Jesus. stfu!11! Is that even possible to pronounce?	You can never know such an ultimate n00bness such as Jared Atty. ur bliocked!11 Thank you, God.

 

Rumplestiltskin #1 by ImEric12 10-25-02
Rumplestiltskin is a mean old boy. He cracks down on underage pregnancy! Guess my name, or I'll take your baby! Ooooo, you mean old boy! Let me stay up all night to thing...	The next day.. Alright, kid, whats my name? Jim? Bob? Bethyl?	Stay tuned for part 2! You stayed up ALL night to come up with 3 names? Pathetic! Yeah..

 

Rumplestiltskin #2 by ImEric12 10-25-02
Three days later... Alright, now keep guessing? Bethyl?	FOR THE FORTH TIME, MY NAME IS NOT BETHYL! Oh.. is it Bethyl?	Tune in next time! BAHH!H!H!! NO! Sorry.. Oh, I know! It's Bethyl, isnt it!

 

Rumplestiltskin #3 by ImEric12 10-25-02
After meeting with her advisor, the queen takes more guesses... DONT say Bethyl... Dont worry, I wont.. is It Jim? How about Bob?	No, and NO! Oh. How about Rumplestiltskin?	The End. Story written by Donny. NO! ITS NOT!.. Oh, wait.. yes it is. You can have your baby. Or not.. you seem to have burst into a giant flame. How unfortunate. Torch? What torch? He's hiding a torch behind his back!

 

Adventures of the Evil Two Headed Donkey #3 by ImEric12 12-24-02
That Evil Two Headed Donkey is up to something.. again! Yes, we're building missles! Buahaa!	Time to put this baby into action! Alright, lets go to the middle east!	Later, in the middle east... Hahahaha! It worked! Our missile worked!

 

The Internet Predator Pt. 4 by ImEric12 5-06-03
Oh no! Maxey sure is screwed now! And in more than one way! Hahahaha! I have you now! Damn you NAMBLA! This is what you get for turning me down! Uh... What are you talking about? You're not hot! What happened? Everything on the Internet is true, I read that on the Internet! Ahhh!	Think fast Maxey! Just come over here to the bed! I have to think of a way to elude this guy...	And Maxey revealed his true form, killed the rapist, and lived happily ever after.. Except that time he was arrested in college, but that's a whooole nother story... Hah, now you know my true form! That's right, your dead!

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