Mr. Man meets the Assault Kangaroo!

Author: ImEric12

Date: October 16, 2002

by ImEric12
10-16-02
That Poor, Poor Mr. Man!
Bah! Why? Why?! First, they hang me by my neck. I finally die, and now I get the frigging assault kangaroo.
Imagine that that kangaroo is talking like Mojo Jojo does.
Prepare to eat assault kangaroo bullets, for I am about to shoot you, for I am Assaaaaaaault KANGAROO!
Oh screw this!
That mean old assault kangaroo.
Did I mention I can read minds also? That is because I am the all powerfull Asaaaaaaaault KANGAROO!