Flaps of doom

Author: Injokester

Date: September 23, 2004

by Injokester
9-23-04
I've thought about it, and I don't think I could ever do it with a man. What about you?
My girlfriend is pretty hairy, does that count?
Only if she has testicles.
Well her flaps are pretty big, they're all puffy and enlarged.
That's more than I ever wanted to know.
Be thankful you've never seen her running bow-legged to the phone when it rings while she's in the shower.