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| Hey Ted. How's work been treating you? | |
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| Not bad. We've been working on new ways to lock people into phone contracts to get them to pay for services they won't even use. | |
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| How can you do that? Don't you have a soul? | |
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| No. Last year they gave us a choice for our annual bonus - stock options or we could have our souls back. | |
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| I took the stock options. | |
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