Quit your day job

Author: Injokester

Date: August 1, 2005

by Injokester
8-01-05
OK, you know the plan. When the security guard turns his back we jump the fence and steal the human fat from the bins out the back.
Why are we doing this?
Come now Chuck, haven't I taught you anything?
Are we going to use it to make soap like they did in "Fight Club"?
Not a bad idea, but no. This batch goes through Chen's mail slot. Just like the last 173 batches.
Got it.