Quit your day job

Author: Injokester

Date: August 4, 2005

by Injokester
8-04-05
Chen! Chen! I've got great news Chen! I got you on the Wheel of Fortune!
The gameshow? That's great! Maybe I can win enough for my kidney transplant!
No, not the gameshow; the "Wheel of Fortune" down at the carnival!
They trained a monkey to throw knives!