Quit your day job

Author: Injokester

Date: August 4, 2005

by Injokester
8-04-05
What's up Chen?
Melvin, do you know how the muddy footprints got on my ceiling?
I invented an anti-gravity device.
Let me guess, you stuck a boot on a broom-handle and traipsed mud across my ceiling?
Technically it isn't mud.