Quit your day job

Author: Injokester

Date: August 5, 2005

by Injokester
8-05-05
Bad news Chen, I'm constipated.
If you ask me that's good news, now you can't relieve yourself on my floor.
Well, when you go inside don't disturb Joe.
Who's Joe?
The homeless guy I paid to poo in your fridge. His bowels aren't what they used to be, so it takes a while.