Quit your day job

Author: Injokester

Date: August 8, 2005

by Injokester
8-08-05
Bad news Chen, I've got the flu and it's contagious so you'll get it too.
Well if I keep my distance I should be okay.
Yes, but I sneezed on all your food.
Then I won't eat any of it.
Nope, I thought of that too, so I've been blowing my nose on your carpet.