Quit your day job

Author: Injokester

Date: August 26, 2005

by Injokester
8-26-05
I looked after your house like you asked me to Chen, but while you were away some Mormons knocked on your door.
You didn't let them in did you?
Yeah. Why?
Great, now they'll just keep coming back.
I wouldn't worry about that, they've been handcuffed to your toilet since last Monday.
Did you remember to feed them this time?