Captain's Log: Stardate 31935

Author: Injokester

Date: September 28, 2005

by Injokester
9-28-05
Greg, fire a photon torpedo at that star cluster.
The ship isn't armed with photon torpedoes. And I can't see any star cluster.
You know Greg, for a hologrammatic assistant, you're not very helpful.
Perhaps I could throw some of our empties randomly into space?
That's the ticket!