Captain's Log: Stardate 31937

Author: Injokester

Date: September 28, 2005

by Injokester
9-28-05
Tensions have started to mount between myself and Greg, the hologrammatic ship's assistant.
It all began when we checked the company org chart and found that technically he outranks me.
Actually, when I come to think of it, it might have begun when I peed through him from the observation deck.