Tardboy and Finkelman- another tribute

Author: Injokester

Date: October 25, 2005

by Injokester
10-25-05
So I broke up with my girlfriend.
Why?
I found out she wasn't actually a girl, but a penis enlargement pump.
I was going to tell you, but after the first two years it kept getting funnier and funnier.
And I think she was cheating on me.
Yeah, sorry 'bout that.