Bob's guide for the fiscally challenged

Author: Injokester

Date: December 28, 2005

by Injokester
12-28-05
Margarine does not work like milk in coffee. Just drink it black.
Ajax is not a substitute for soap, but if it gets the better of you, keep it away from your foreskin.
You can light a bong on a grill element, it's just a little harder.