Bob's guide for the fiscally challenged

Author: Injokester

Date: December 28, 2005

by Injokester
12-28-05
Never leave a bag of onions in a cupboard for 18 months, they grow roots and bore into your walls.
As gross as it is, dog and cat food is a better food alternative to the various fungi growing under your house.
If there are loose wires coming out of the wall that you can't afford to have fixed, don't idly play with them while on the phone.