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| Food should never be blue. There is a type of cheese that should be blue, but that's not the kind you find in old pizza boxes. | |
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| If you must make your clothes from plastic bags, at least use darker-coloured, non-transperent bags. | |
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| If you're going to root around in ashtrays to scavenge tobacco from old butts, head for the airport, a lot of people have to run to catch their plane half way through. | |
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