Bob's guide for the fiscally challenged

Author: Injokester

Date: December 28, 2005

by Injokester
12-28-05
If you can't afford Kentucky Fried, find someone with an avery, it's less work than trying to snag a pidgeon.
If you're getting picked on by the other transients, just put some severed cat heads on spikes around the top of your trolley.
The book "101 things to do with a dead cat" is fiction. Put it down you crazy bag-lady.