Bob's guide for the fiscally challenged

Author: Injokester

Date: December 28, 2005

by Injokester
12-28-05
Wishing wells are your friend. Free money, and bring your soap.
Never build your home out of a cardboard box, do it igloo style out of stolen letterboxes.
If you can't afford a real blanket, seduce a fat homeless woman and get her to lay on top, she'll be warmer than a stack of newspapers.