Bob's guide for the fiscally challenged

Author: Injokester

Date: December 29, 2005

by Injokester
12-29-05
Always remember you can sell more than blood and sperm. Spleens fetch a lot of money.
Sperm does work like hairgel, but not like superglue.
Only scrape fresh roadkill. "If it bleeds; tasty feed, maggots in its hair; leave it there."