Bob's guide for the fiscally challenged

Author: Injokester

Date: January 11, 2006

by Injokester
1-11-06
Dumpsters are always a great source of food. Not just at restaurants either, check the hospital; most medical waste is edible.
If you're not that attached to your legs you can get a nice payout if you jump infront of a bus as it's pulling into a stop.
If all else fails- stab a cop. You'll go to jail, but hey! Free food.