A pun from Jesus

Author: Injokester

Date: January 27, 2006

by Injokester
1-27-06
Please help me Jesus, I have leprosy, my limbs are falling off and I have diseased spots covering my body.
Well, there's not a lot I can do.
What? You won't cure me?
Well, you know what they say;
A leper can't change his spots.