Modern Slavery

Author: Injokester

Date: February 11, 2006

by Injokester
2-11-06
Welcome to DodgyPhone, how can I assist you?
My mobile phone doesn't have any coverage at the moment. I'm on the Gold Coast.
Yes, we have a known problem there caused by weather interference from the current storms.
Well when will you have it fixed?
We'll get right on that. As soon as our technicians can move the clouds out over the ocean your service will be back to normal.
Well, when will that be?