RPG's are a tribute to Smurph

Author: Injokester

Date: March 13, 2006

by Injokester
3-13-06
You there, I need the GEM OF AZMODOC, so that the WISE WIZARD can unlock the GATE OF AGMOTHOS. I was told you could hook me up.
I have the GEM OF AZMODOC, but it is locked in the mausoleum yonder. The KEY is held by the OLD MONK down the road.
I believe he needs a new BROOM. Perhaps if you get him a BROOM, he will lend you the KEY.
If you get me in you can sleep with my sister.
We'll use dynamite!