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| I woke up last night and there was a gremlin on chest, one of the ones people see on the wings of planes. | |
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| Anyway, there's no way I'd let that stand, so I trapped it in my duvet, rolled it onto the floor, and choked the little bastard until it stopped kickin'. | |
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| Funny thing, it turns out later that I was just dreaming, and now I'm single again. | |
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