Crabs - a tribute to Jarhead

Author: Injokester

Date: May 7, 2006

by Injokester
5-07-06
You have crabs. I don't date people who have crabs.
Oh.
People just don't understand our friendship.
You're ditching me again aren't you. It's just like that time in Reno.
I thought we agreed we weren't going to talk about that again.
She had a penis Jim. A penis.