Crabs - a tribute to Jarhead

Author: Injokester

Date: May 7, 2006

by Injokester
5-07-06
You have crabs. I don't date people who have crabs.
Oh.
People just don't understand our friendship.
I told you we should have gone to Seafood Shack.
Don't start this again.
They have lobsters Jim. Lobsters! That's like a trophy wife to my people.