3 religious people walk into a bar

Author: Injokester

Date: August 16, 2016

by Injokester
8-16-16
So a Mormon, a Jehova's Witness and a Catholic walk into a bar, and they say:
Bartender, I come to you from the Mormom Church, and you MUST believe that I am the one that has come to save your soul.
Bartender, I come to you from the Jehova's Witnesses, and you MUST believe that I am the one that has come to save your soul.
Bartender, I come to you from the Catholic Church, and you MUST believe that I am the one that has come to save your soul.
And the bartender says:
No! I am Spartacus!