I'm not drunk! I'm full of holiday cheer!

Author: Invader_spork

Date: December 25, 2002

by Invader_spork
12-25-02
In Spork's secret lair...
Boy do I enjoy typing.
InvaderSpork: Hey there sweety! What's happening?
Meanwhile at that moment, across town...
Kate: My parents have all their weird Puerto Rican friends over for a party of some sort. And worst part is they're all pretty liquored up.
...Why does he insist on making cartoons with ME in them? ...And why the hell do I look like Claire Redfield!?
uh... Can I help you?
...This the bathroom?