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by Invader_spork
12-24-02
Have you come to wish me a happy birthday, little girl?
What? Who the hell are you? Someone told me Santa was over here! Outta my way, you bum!
...

 

by Invader_spork
12-24-02
The lights on the tree... Can't remember if they're indoor or outdoor only...
Damn. I don't want to have to through the trouble of re-decorating.
Meh... I guess it doesn't matter too much.

 

by Invader_spork
12-24-02
...So basically, I'll be making comics, mostly involving things in my life, with people I know.
...And I have to be here? I don't even look like who I'm supposed to be!
Ha ha! You amuse me, Kate. That resembles you somewhat. And you're here due to the fact you happen to be in my life. And you can't do a thing about it! Ha!
oh yeah?
The scary part is, she does have this ability.
Shit.

 

by Invader_spork
12-25-02
Hee hee hee...
AHAHAHAHAHA!
DAMMIT!

 

by Invader_spork
12-25-02
In Spork's secret lair...
Boy do I enjoy typing.
InvaderSpork: Hey there sweety! What's happening?
Meanwhile at that moment, across town...
Kate: My parents have all their weird Puerto Rican friends over for a party of some sort. And worst part is they're all pretty liquored up.
...Why does he insist on making cartoons with ME in them? ...And why the hell do I look like Claire Redfield!?
uh... Can I help you?
...This the bathroom?

 

by Invader_spork
12-26-02
At the mall one fateful day...
Oh... God dammit!
ADAM!?
...............
blahblahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblah blahblahblahblah blahblah...meet Zak!
..................
I hate you. She Only talks about you. You... you stupid fuck.

 

by Invader_spork
12-27-02
Hi there folks, Spork here with a change in mind.
See, at first I thought it would be fun to make fun little strips about my life.
Then I realized how boring my life is.
So from now on, I will do autobiographical comics, but others as well. If it's about my life, the title will say "My Life:"
Like this simple strip. It's only about a certain point in my life, and completely factual. Like the AK wielding 'roo over there.
[funny ending line goes here, but the writer is too dumb to think of something]

 

by Invader_spork
12-28-02
I wonder how much that camera bag is?
This sony is nice, but that JVC looks good, too.... AND it has 700x digital zoom! The Sony only has 120x...
Excuse me, Ma'am, but If I were you, I would go for the Sony. In fact, I have that very model. And JVC has had problems with computer compatability using USB and firewires.
Also, The smaller number for the digital zoom, the better the picture quality. The Sony TRV27 also has a megapixel system that is great for digital still pictures!
Also, The TRV27 has a wonderful Carl Zeiss lens and has a smaller, more compact size than the JVC!
Security!

 

by Invader_spork
12-29-02
Dear sir, You have one or more books overdue at the library.
However, we at the library are currently testing a new overdue policy, on which offenders that have items more than two weeks overdue do not have to bring books back, We will pick them up.
The books! ....NOW!
Sincerely, The Public Library

 

by Invader_spork
12-29-02
Hi there! This Dick Clark here in New York for the Rockin' New Year's Eve party! uh....
Mr. Clark, it is time.
What!? No! I'm too young and beautiful!
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't take you.
I have been cybernetically engineered! Ha-Ha-Ha.
Very well. I'm gonna go run drunk people off the road.

 

by Invader_spork
1-01-03
Your government was right to expect another attack today.
In fact, we've been attacking your country for quite some time this year, slowly, and ever so painfully!
What I've known all this time...
Who else could have been in charge of putting the Anna Nicole Smith show on the air!?
I thought I got a show because I was sexy and charming!

 

by Invader_spork
1-01-03
Oh god! My head!
Dammit, Adam! Have you been watching 'Fight Club' again!?
Well... yes.
You shouldn't be doing that.
I think you're right, Tyler.
What did you call me?

 

by Invader_spork
1-03-03
"This program has performed an illegal operation?"
Remove your hands from the keyboard and put them where I can see them, sir. Nice and slow.

 

by Invader_spork
2-14-03
And now an announcement from the Office of Homeland Security.
We here at your friendly government(working for you) would like to apologize.
Breaking news: Warning level raised to Magenta
We were just kidding when we said to go buy mass amounts of duct tape and plastic to seal your house in a protective bubble.
Breaking news: Warning level is now yellow with pretty blue dots.
...please don't. We just realized how much lawsuits from C02 suffocation will cost us. Thank you.

 

by Invader_spork
3-19-03
And now... an announcment from President Bush.
My fellow Americans, I realize there is quite a bit of protesting going on.
And I think you protestors are misunderestimating the threat level, it's time to support our troops like you should, because intelligence has heard reports of a possible terrorist attack...
...located at YOUR house. Support my war and protect yourself from this attack!

 

by Invader_spork
3-19-03
Should I go to war with Iraq?
OOH! Magic 8 Ball says "All Signs Point To Yes!"

 

by Invader_spork
3-22-03
Peace!
Peace!
Peace!
Yep, looks like this is getting out of hand. Bring in the tear gas, boys!

 

by Invader_spork
3-24-03
Monday, day 1
Wow, that's fucked up.
Rrrrrrring!
Shit.

 

by Invader_spork
3-24-03
Tuesday, Day 2
Yeah?
What, you didn't think that tape was scary as hell?
...no?
Sigh
Rrrrrring
Shit.

 

by Invader_spork
3-26-03
Wednsday, day 3
Rrrrring!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHY!?
Shit.
WHY!?
Considering that you neglect me so often for your job, it was either this or crack.

 

by Invader_spork
3-30-03
Thursday, day 4
Dear lord, we're going to die.
eh.... I don't know...
Friday, day 5
Dear lord, we're going to die.
I think you're right.
Saturday, day 6
Dear lord, we're going to die.
and yet we accomplish so very little.

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