Dick Clark: The-not-so-shocking truth.

Author: Invader_spork

Date: December 29, 2002

by Invader_spork
12-29-02
Hi there! This Dick Clark here in New York for the Rockin' New Year's Eve party! uh....
Mr. Clark, it is time.
What!? No! I'm too young and beautiful!
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't take you.
I have been cybernetically engineered! Ha-Ha-Ha.
Very well. I'm gonna go run drunk people off the road.