Today's warning level has been upgraded to a pretty magenta

Author: Invader_spork

Date: January 1, 2003

by Invader_spork
1-01-03
Your government was right to expect another attack today.
In fact, we've been attacking your country for quite some time this year, slowly, and ever so painfully!
What I've known all this time...
Who else could have been in charge of putting the Anna Nicole Smith show on the air!?
I thought I got a show because I was sexy and charming!