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And now an announcement from the Office of Homeland Security.
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| We here at your friendly government(working for you) would like to apologize. | |
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Breaking news: Warning level raised to Magenta
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| We were just kidding when we said to go buy mass amounts of duct tape and plastic to seal your house in a protective bubble. | |
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Breaking news: Warning level is now yellow with pretty blue dots.
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| ...please don't. We just realized how much lawsuits from C02 suffocation will cost us. Thank you. | |
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