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This is my girlfriend, Dianne.
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| Shelty: Aw, man....I feel old.. | |
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| Dianne: Why? What's wrong? | |
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She's a sweet girl but I like to say dumb shit just to piss her off...
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| Shelty: My little cousin who...ain't so little anymore, just got off the phone with me asking me things about sex. | |
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| Dianne: Well in truth you're only about five years older than him. What'd you tell him? | |
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Cause that's when the hilarity ensuses.
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| Shelty: *Grin* I told him to put on a condom it gives him a +6 Defense against Crabs, Aids and other STD's and also protects against the spell pregnancy. | |
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| Dianne: I don't have time for this douche baggery. | |
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