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by JGrayland
2-13-04
Oh no!
whats wrong?
I stabbed myself in the leg!
Plus it seems when you turn towards me, the other leg gets stabbed.
Shut up, you're just the guy from Bad Religion!
Yes. Buy our new album in april!

 

by JGrayland
2-13-04
Hi! Where is the set of the Tim Burton movie?
Why? He doesnt make cool stuff with people like you anymore.
I know. I thought i could plead and he'd give me a role in Big Fish.
I see. Well sorry to disappoint you, but i don't know where he is. I'm only a fourteen year old girl!
Touché. Where is Roman Polanski then?
Down the hall, 3rd door on the right.

 

by JGrayland
2-13-04
Brains!
I dont have any brains. I'm Parson Brown.
Brains!
I dont have any brains, I'm John Gacy.
Brai- ah forget it. Your comic sucked.
Wanna go sledding? Again?

 

by JGrayland
2-16-04
Man this is lazy
Yeah really.
He didnt even throw in a background.
No shit.
At least he put enough effort to give us BOTH dialogue in every frame.

 

by JGrayland
2-18-04
Dammit!
Whats wrong?
I missed my spot and somehow turned the nail around and got it in my head!
Even worse.... we're on a spaceship and the other nail you DID get in right has made a hole and is letting the air in and thats bad for some scienc-y reason I cant understand.
Oops!
Again, i don't understand science so maybe this isn't what happens in this situation. Also, EEE EEE EEE!

 

by JGrayland
2-25-04
Don't forget everyone, my new movie is playing NOW!
Hmm.... should I go see it?
What do you think?
I think I shouldnt be played by an italian girl in it, but otherwise, yeah its pretty good. Danny Glover is the guy on the cross next to Jesus and he says "Im too old for this shit." Its pretty funny
Well, as long as they dont ignore the fact that Judas eventually turned into Dracula, i think it'll be great.
Hey at least you get Mel Gibson. When they did a movie about me they got Keanu friggin Reeves.

 

by JGrayland
3-02-04
All across America, in remarkably similar bedrooms, Monday, March 1st 2004....
Gil.... I have something to tell you...
Oh?
I used to date Fabio!
What the fuck? THE Fabio?
*Sob* I cant believe he couldnt accept that...
Serves you right you dumb bitch! Now. How do I apply for Average Joe 3...

 

by JGrayland
3-17-04
Do you need help writing a letter?
No.
Do you need help writing a letter?
No.
Do you need help writing a letter?
Ya. Dear Father O' Connor. I killed myself because you molested me. Signed, Billy. What font should i use?

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