Terrible Hollywood joke #1

Author: JGrayland

Date: February 13, 2004

by JGrayland
2-13-04
Hi! Where is the set of the Tim Burton movie?
Why? He doesnt make cool stuff with people like you anymore.
I know. I thought i could plead and he'd give me a role in Big Fish.
I see. Well sorry to disappoint you, but i don't know where he is. I'm only a fourteen year old girl!
Touché. Where is Roman Polanski then?
Down the hall, 3rd door on the right.