Only In America Pt. 1

Author: JaguarWarrior

Date: February 9, 2004

by JaguarWarrior
2-09-04
Tehehehehe, no, tehehehehehe
Hi little girl...want some candy?
I'm charging you with use of alcohol in front of a minor, pedophilia, child molestation, poluting the air with your foul breath and tainting America's youth, for racial discrimination
I didn't even touch her, I just talked to her
I'm also charging you for resisting arrest, assault of a cop, still drinking but this time in front of an idiot
I just tapped you so you could hold my drink!!How is that assault and resisting arrest?And this is orange juice..yea