The Truth About Religion Pt. 8

Author: JaguarWarrior

Date: May 23, 2005

by JaguarWarrior
5-23-05
People think that I actually resurrected three days after my death.
But really, if I had the strength to move a huge rock and walk around with underwear only, I would've had the balls to get off this cross, it really fucking hurts.
Then again, people are stupid. They really believe that my mom was a pregnant virgin. I mean, how often do you see those?