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| Thank you for calling us, ma'am. We've been hunting down Charlie Pride's manhood for weeks now. | |
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| How did the schlong of a famous African-American country music star become wanted by the police? | |
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| Well, Mr. Pride's pecker developed a mind of its own a few years ago after an accident involving a gherkin, lightning, and hot sauce. | |
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