The Jay Series Episode 6

Author: Jay

Date: April 25, 2003

by Jay
4-25-03
Mel and Jay have a quiet evening in his bedroom.
So, today I got up. And I went to my dresser, and there was like no clean socks. So ya know, I was all like oh my god. And I was so mad. And then I went downstairs and you wouldnt believe this!
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The dog, was on the floor. And it was chewing my Mr. Squigly bear! So I screamed, and my dad came down. And he's like, oh my god, whats wrong? And I was just like, oh my god, look what the dog did!
Jay, Jay? Are you listening to me?
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