Scott Makes a Confession

Author: JeannieM

Date: May 20, 2003

by JeannieM
5-20-03
Scott asks for a Priest
Son, I understand you wanted to see me?
Hey, aren't you the Press Secretary for the President?
Scott confesses his lack of faith to Father John
No, Son, I'm not, but I've been told I'm a dead ringer for him. Now, let's say a quick prayer and have our talk!
Well, Father, the truth is, I don't believe in prayer. Heck, I don't even believe in God!
Scott Confesses
Well then, Son, I don't understand why you had me called in?
Well, they told me if I confessed, it might go easier on me. So, I just confessed I don't believe in God.