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by JeannieM
5-18-03
Scott and Mark meet again in Hell
Hey Mark, I see you finally made it down here too!
Yeah, kid, I sure did. Hey, I'm sorry I lost your case. I tried to follow the script you gave me, but that jury was just TOO smart to believe those lies.
Satan Trying to Talk An Angel into taking Scott Peterson out of Hell
I'm Sorry, Mr. Satan, but God says he doesn't want the likes of Scott Peterson in Heaven
Well, he's causing a lot of havoc down here, trying to get his attorney to continue appealing his case. I think he doesn't realize that he's here because he LOST his final appeal.
Dan get's A Bit Squirrly
Sorry, Mr. Abrams, but I just had to get a close-up look. I hear those chicks at Misfits have the hots for you. Something about your eyes! Hey, did Scott Peterson loan you his hair dye?
Hey, get away from me. I'm trying to do a broadcast from here!

 

by JeannieM
5-19-03
Skippy and Sophie in the Park.
You know, I am SO silly. The other day I called Ted Rowlands, Mr. Abrams. Think it ticked him off!
Ah well, Nuts to him. Those reporters all look and sound alike after while, anyway. Dan is cuter than Ted...has those dreamy eyes, you know.
Skippy Doesn't like Geraldo at all!
Well, you know that Geraldo guy? He is the worst of the lot! If he dares show up here, I'll crawl up his legs and head for his...........
Now, now, Roscoe, that wouldn't be nice at all. That would injure his manly pride.
Sophie tells Skippy that Geraldo will get his someday!
Well, I heard that his morals are terrible! Terrible!
Well, my friend, that is not for us to judge. His Karma will come around someday! No one gets away with being a jerk forever!

 

by JeannieM
5-20-03
Wise Words From The Judge
Mr. Geragos, I TOLD you that defending Mr. Peterson would wear off on you! You can only be around that B.S. for so long, before it affects you.
Well, respectfully, Your Honor, I didn't think it would affect me like THIS!
Your were warned by your colleagues that defending Mr. Peterson would hurt your career. Who is ever going to take you seriously, looking like that?
With all due respect, Your Honor, I believed in Scott, once I heard HIS side of the story!
Well, Mr. Geragos, I hope you have learned something from this experience!
Yes, Your Honor, I certainly have. Never trust a client who sells B.S. for a living.

 

by JeannieM
5-20-03
Scott asks for a Priest
Son, I understand you wanted to see me?
Hey, aren't you the Press Secretary for the President?
Scott confesses his lack of faith to Father John
No, Son, I'm not, but I've been told I'm a dead ringer for him. Now, let's say a quick prayer and have our talk!
Well, Father, the truth is, I don't believe in prayer. Heck, I don't even believe in God!
Scott Confesses
Well then, Son, I don't understand why you had me called in?
Well, they told me if I confessed, it might go easier on me. So, I just confessed I don't believe in God.

 

by JeannieM
5-22-03
Skippy Squirrel has a story to tell
Hey, Sophie, do you know who Junkyard Jayne is?
Oh yes, the defense attorney on Greta's show?
No lie?
Well, I have it on good authority that she had plastic surgery!
Well, I am TRYING to be kind, Skippy, but I can't see any signs of plastic surgery. Did she have liposuction, or perhaps breast implants?
Successful Plastic Surgery for Jayne
No, Sophie, she had a face lift. They lifted her butt up, twisted it around and gave her a new face!
Oh Skippy! That is so naughty of you to spread rumors like that. TeeHee TeeHee.

 

by JeannieM
5-22-03
Scott, We've got Mr. Geragos believing your story about the Satan Cult. I've paid that stupid woman the $10,000 she was asking for, and now you had BETTER keep the story straight and not screw up.
Mom, this all was MY idea, and I'm the one who found her behind that Satanist Church, trashed on cheap wine and muttering about cult killings. She doesn't even know that the cult closed down years ago
Well, frankly Scott, I was SHOCKED to find out that's where you go to pick up women.
Heck Mom, most of the time all they want is $10 to give me a quickie, and that's a bargain.
Well Kiddo, she upped the ante a bit! $10,000 is a lot of money to tell that Satan Cult kidnapping story, and the worst part, is I have to babysit her every minute to keep her out of the booze.
Well Mom, it will be worth it. Mark is out looking for the brown van and soon he'll find it exactly where she told him it would be. I planted some of Laci's things in it. I'll be out golfing REAL soon

 

by JeannieM
5-22-03
Skippy and Sophie ponder Geraldo's Return to his Jewish roots.
Hey, Sophie. Did you hear that Geraldo is going back to his Jewish roots?
Yes, Skippy, I believe I did hear that. He's marrying a young Jewish woman and that's what changed his mind, I suspect.
Well, I heard that he said it was time to go back to his Jewish roots because the Jews need him!
Well, that is sure interesting. Wonder exactly what they need him for?
Well, Jewish Comedians are a dime a dozen, so that can't be it!
Hummm. Well, I don't expect there are a lot of Jewish-Puerto Rican Comedians, so perhaps that's it!

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