Squirrely Rumor

Author: JeannieM

Date: May 22, 2003

by JeannieM
5-22-03
Skippy Squirrel has a story to tell
Hey, Sophie, do you know who Junkyard Jayne is?
Oh yes, the defense attorney on Greta's show?
No lie?
Well, I have it on good authority that she had plastic surgery!
Well, I am TRYING to be kind, Skippy, but I can't see any signs of plastic surgery. Did she have liposuction, or perhaps breast implants?
Successful Plastic Surgery for Jayne
No, Sophie, she had a face lift. They lifted her butt up, twisted it around and gave her a new face!
Oh Skippy! That is so naughty of you to spread rumors like that. TeeHee TeeHee.